how i got beat up by a homeless guy
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Ongoing, First published Dec 02, 2016
this homeless guy said if i gave him a dollar he'd give me a foot job. sounded like a good deal so i did it. he then tried to do some ankle stuff, i quickly stopped him but he didn't want his car slowing at no red lights. he then said "you r mad buns" and took out a tire iron and beat me nearly to death. When i woke up in the hospital he then beat me up some more. Every day and night he beats me. My life is a constant pain. the only thing i have to look forward to in life is seeing my only friend Tyler Wilson, who is super cool, cute, funny, liquid, hot, good smelling, metal, robotic, battery powered, 5 wheeled, spatula shaped, and handsome. Please kill me.
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