The Downfall of a Belly Dancer

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At one time Nefertiti was a great dancer, now she runs belly dancing classes in a small Scottish town and her numbers are dwindling. Zumba has arrived and Nefertiti can't compete. Nefertiti has fought and won line dancing; tap dancing even salsa classes; but Zumba has stormed into Lochgilphead and taken all but three of her pupils.
Disappointed, Nefertiti takes to Zen yoga by the hydrangeas and annoying Rodger her partner and 'rock'.  She chooses to fight on and expects her 'rock' to follow; but Rodger has other plans.
Rodger has turned into an 'artistic recluse' and no matter how many salutations Nefertiti performs he will never notice. Nefertiti could shimmy while skidding on black ice and wearing nothing but a toothpick and Rodger wouldn't notice.
He is too busy in his shed and Nefertiti is desperate to find out why.All Rights Reserved

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