How to Not Kill your New Roommate
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Last published Tue, Dec 20, 2016
When Grace sent out that ad for a new roommate after her old one, Kimberly went on to New York, she wasn't quite expecting someone like Ally...
With colliding personalities and fun adventures, mystery, comedy, and romance are sure to follow this dynamic duo.
Of course let's not forget the cute, cat loving next door neighbor!
This story is written along with Fire1999
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