The Pun, The Meme, and The Crack Book
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Last published Sun, Jan 1, 2017
This is a Crackbook.
Welcome to the World of Memes (milk) and 'Crack'ers.
Yes, I'll be posting wierd stuff in here. No, I won't be posting any ((overly)) intimate stuff. RATED PG GUYS. ONLY 11+Yrs. peeps can enter.
Requests r open as always! Pm me or leave them bellow or on my board, thanks!
Remember, laughing helps 'break the walls' in our society *wink*
Right? Reiner? *sweats*
Reiner: ...I dont know what you're talking about...*gulps*
>>KaytheGreatZ.•°•.•°•.
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