Random, Weird, Funny, Short Stories
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Last published Mon, Jun 24, 2013
These stories are weird,funny, ect. I got them from friends, the magic called google, and I might make a few of my own. You may fall out of your chair laughing, stare from the weirdness. and gasp from randomness. So enjoy, and if you don't like them, I hope you get mauled by an eagle.
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