Random, Weird, Funny, Short Stories
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These stories are weird,funny, ect. I got them from friends, the magic called google, and I might make a few of my own. You may fall out of your chair laughing, stare from the weirdness. and gasp from randomness. So enjoy, and if you don't like them, I hope you get mauled by an eagle.
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JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
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The Mate of A Vampire
The man looked me up and down, his red eyes staring through me."You... Are a werewolf." "So I've noticed" The man scowled, his lips pulling back revealing the sharp fangs nestled between his teeth. I stepped back, startled by the sudden conclusion that formed in my head. Vampire. "Thank you for the clarification, wolf. But I don't need a 'mate.' Especially not a werewolf one." My fear disappeared, and I frowned, anger filling my mind. "What's wrong with being a werewolf, Dracula?" The man turned, marching towards me until we were face to face. My heart skipped a beat as he glared at me, both fear and lust being the cause. "Let me make one thing clear. We are not mates, and never will be. Vampires are a highly respected society, and a proud people. I will not stoop so low as to 'mate' with a stupid wolf, just because he says we're 'destined to.' Let alone a male wolf." With that, he disappeared into the woods, leaving me alone.Lengkap
Abducted for the Pack
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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}
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Alpha Female's Mate
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