Crack Fictions- FNaF Ships [13+]

So I've read many, many fanfictions over the course of my teenage years and not gonna lie, most of them were abysmal. There is a special place in my heart for those of the FNaF fandom, who make some of the worst fanfictions ever known to exist. Especially with the random, violent, edgy scenes and also gay people.
I will be making fun of all of the ships, so try not to get too offended if your ship is in here.