Conversations With My Cat
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Complete Wed, Jan 9, 2019<5 mins
It started as a writing prompt from Writers Digest and just sort of morphed into this.
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Though the whole conversation was fake, the bit about the cat and the sink was true, she did rip through the linoleum.
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