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Diary of a psychopathe

Reads 1,570
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Reads 1,570
Votes 19
Parts 24
Time 38m

comedy diary random sinner stupid totalcrap

This story is in the format of a 16 year old girl's diary as she describes to us her insanely random life. We read about her social skills (non-existant), her boyfriend (also non-existant), her friends (more like common associates) and the random crap she gets up to when trusted to be alone!

WARNING! HORRIBLE SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION AHEAD! Oh and there'll probably be a little language but mostly in Swedish... maybe... ok, Well Not at all really! There's just gonna be a lot of language!

SECOND WARNING! Contains extreme acts of stupidity and recklessness! Do not try any of this stuff yourself! Unless you really want to that is...All Rights Reserved

comedy diary random sinner stupid totalcrap

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Dear you,

STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.