Dave the alien
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sun, Dec 18, 2016
Dave was just doing what he was ordered to do and kill some critters. but when he got shot out of the sky everything changed.
With explosions and epic landings, this book is filled with comedy, action, and squad goals.
welcome to.... earth.
DISCLAIMER: OBVIOUSLY I DON'T OWN STITCH.NOT. MINE. DISNEY'S. BUT I'M USING IT, SO HA.
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