Shades of Melanin

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Parts 9
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Reads 82
Votes 3
Parts 9
Time 38m

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Our MC was unlike any other. She was the notorious underground street fighting champion, Queen of the Underworld. No one left the ring without at least 3 broken bones, a concussion and a broken spirit. She left her opponents on death's front porch, face down, ass up. And that's just her on a good day.
She was not righteous material. Hardly wife material if we're being honest. So imagine the surprise when the director of a secret agency that no one's heard of [kind of the point], recruits her into saving the world.
Join her and her new friends as they each try to survive this ridiculous plot, full of fighting, bickering, betrayal and a little bit of loving. *winks*

The grass on the other side of the law was not as green as people think.All Rights Reserved

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