AOT Jokes
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If you have found yourself in a bad mood waiting for all eternity for season 2 of AOT to air, don't worry, we have some jokes to share with you!
When I say we, I mean me, my demented self, and I.
WARNING: There are a few dead Marco jokes here and there
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