Offensive, Angry Boi
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Just call me The Salty Spittoon™
So here's a book of rants because why the fuck not?
Full of SARCASM, anger, annoyance, memes, rage, jokes, aggressive passion, etc. You may be offended, but reminder: nobody is holding a gun to your head, telling you to read this. Enjoy :)
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