Like Uhm Thomas The Train Engine: Reborn

This is so cringey it's gonna make your face implode out the back of your head. You're eyes are gonna shrivel up and blow away in the fucking wind this is so terrible. You've been warned. So journey on, curious reader, for you're in for a treat. You know the kind, yeah, it's that kind of treat the ice cream man gives you when you, like the little autistic shit you are, wanders in to his van as soon as the tard guard goes to the nearest restroom to piss.
...This is a joke. It should be treated as such.