Uni.Corn

Melanie works two jobs to support herself and her good-for-nothing husband. One of these jobs includes part-time work as a Unicorn Hunter. Joss is an ex-Unicorn Hunter now tasked with protecting them, and he falls heads over heels for her. He wants to whisk her away on his rainbow and bring her to the planet of the Unicorns, never to return. But when her husband catches wind of this, he'll go to shocking lengths to keep her.

Torn between the only man she's ever been able to keep and a man decked in bedazzled tank tops and pink leather pants (and let's not even mention his horrifyingly pink truck) who is still somehow much more of a man than her husband will ever be, while still having a mortgage to pay... Melanie will have to decide between reality and fantasy, good and evil, and the ultimate question: is there such a thing as too much bedazzling?