Stories Of An Old Man
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Just random stories I come up with about how things originated. They all start with the phrase "Back in my day" because we've all heard the joke about the grandparent who was so old they were there for the creation of (insert random thing here). They are all meant to be read in an old man voice (or old woman voice, but since I am a man I use and old man voice).
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