Stories Of An Old Man
AndytheLlama
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AndytheLlama
Ongoing, First published Dec 06, 2016
humoroldshort
Just random stories I come up with about how things originated. They all start with the phrase "Back in my day" because we've all heard the joke about the grandparent who was so old they were there for the creation of (insert random thing here). They are all meant to be read in an old man voice (or old woman voice, but since I am a man I use and old man voice).
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43 parts Ongoing

Luciana, a four-month-old baby girl with green eyes and light brown hair, is kidnapped and horrifically abused by a terrible couple. Hidden away in a closet and left to suffer, her life takes a drastic turn when Lorenzo D'Angelo, a powerful Italian mafia boss, arrives at the couple's home to collect a debt. Instead of money, Lorenzo discovers Luciana crammed inside a box, abandoned and broken. Moved by an unexpected sense of compassion, Lorenzo rescues her and takes her back to his home.

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