The idiots of the multiverse
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Me and my friends being dumbasses in a way that is fun to us
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Also other things such as dank memes
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❝ 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞? ❞ ❝ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. ❞ ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝘼𝙐. 𝙔/𝙉 𝙞𝙨 𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙙, 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙. 𝙀𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚, 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙡𝙮, 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙨. 𝙔/𝙉 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙀𝙧𝙚𝙣, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨.Complete
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𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘌𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳. WARNING AND DISCLAIMER!! - EREN X READER - LANGUAGE, SMUT, ALCOHOL, DRUG USE -I DONT OWN ANY CHARACTERS BUT MY OC. - ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ - and yes this is slowburn.
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"ⁱ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵉᵛᵒᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʰᵉʳ" "ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉᵛᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢ ᵇᵃᵈˡʸ." "ⁱ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵉᵛᵒᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐ" "ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉᵛᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢ ᵇᵃᵈˡʸ." 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚! 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐮 (𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟖!) 𝐭𝐰: 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦, 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓, 𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥 𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲, 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃! 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧?Complete
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"𝘔𝘩𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?" ☜♡☞ *I made this for fun so don't think it's serious Also tw⚠️ drugs, sex, blood, alcohol, guns, knive etc. {CURRENTLY EDITING} ✯Impressive Ranking✯ #1 aot #1 erenjaeger #3 stripper #2 erenxreader #3 Attackontitanseason4Complete
❝ 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞? ❞ ❝ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. ❞ ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝘼𝙐. 𝙔/𝙉 𝙞𝙨 𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙙, 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙. 𝙀𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚, 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙡𝙮, 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙨. 𝙔/𝙉 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙀𝙧𝙚𝙣, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨.
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