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Two Homophobic, Hypocritical Assholes (Donald Trump x Mike Pence Crack-fic)

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Trump is a fucking asshat bitch-ass heartless bastard nasty pumpkin-lookin-Oompa-Loompa-ass motherfucker, and so is Mike Pence. Thus, this gay fanfic was created. Mike Pence is a fucking bag of assholes, cocks, and twats and supports Electro-Shock Therapy to turn gay people straight, which is really fucked up.  And we all know how much of a racist, misogynistic (most likely homophobic), lying douchebag Donald Trump is, so I said why the fuck not? So yeah, this is ironic cuz it's a gay smut-fic about two homophobic men. It's also hypocritical too, I guess...?  Yea ok just please fucking read this sinful artwork.All Rights Reserved

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