"I don't understand?" I said to my new roommate Noah over the insanely loud music of the party. " Dude Jack, it's not that complicated. All you do is light the tip like a cigarette then there you go! That's how you use a one hitter. " Noah said eager to use it after me. Okay hold up! Just to make it clear this is not what I normally do. Let me inform you I am not a druggy. I don't do drugs normally in fact this is my first time. And my name isn't even Jack its Jake. He's just to stoned all the time to remember. I only decided to do this so I don't come off as a complete pussy. Yes , I will admit I am a pussy. Talking I got A's in high school and even got on the honor role. Now you might be asking yourself , why the fuck would someone this smart go to Arizona state? Is he joking? The answer is nope. I mean I do agree that Arizona state is a joke. But I heard it was a party school so I decided to get rid of that pussy Jake , and bring a new party crazy Jake. Alright! I get it. Aw but your so smart why would you waste in on this? Well like I said in high school I was a pussy , and this is my opportunity to change all of that.Tous Droits Réservés
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