The Sarcastic Army- Chapter 1

Hey, my names Wills. I know great introduction right, basically this is my story and what a hell of a story it is. Firstly I've been kicked out of school. Again. For the 19th time, only 15 of those are still standing. I would claim its not my fault, claim a victim of circumstance which I guess I am. However I'm not giving my uncle any credit for my escapades up to now. So, I've been usurped from my rightful place as owner of SALT, a multi-billion pound company that my parents created from scratch before they died. My Uncle, complete arse, has sought to block me from my inheritance by claiming I'm criminally insane. I'm not to keen on spending my remaining days in an asylum so that isn't exactly something I'm going to let happen. Do I have a plan? barely, Do I have support? not really, Will I succeed? probably not. But even if I don't I'll sure as hell ruin his afternoon.