Meh...... Just Random
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Ongoing5m
Last published Thu, Mar 20, 2025
This is something I basically threw up, scooped up, kept in a jar, froze, set on fire, froze the ashes, put in a bag, buried, dug up and beat in a shape that is this crappy book. You really can just tell from the cover
If you do manage to sniff it out.........
*In a highly pitched voice* PLSSSSSSS LIKE MY BOOK AND DROP USEFUL COMMENTS, PLSSSSSSSS WITH AN AVOCADO ON TOP...........THANKS
This book is just a little bit here, a little bit there, in other words, just random, enjoyyyyyyyyy
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