Pickup Lines
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  • Reads 640
  • Votes 36
  • Parts 12
  • Time <5 mins
ChocChipIceCream
Ongoing, First published Dec 09, 2016
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The funniest pickup lines ever. 
Totally worth reading. 
I would give a better description of it but I believe in no spoilers so yeaahhh. 
Dude you already know what it's about so why a blurb.
It's pickup lines. 
Go read it please?
Pretty please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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