"No" Means "Yes" (Douchestuck DirkJake)
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Highschool is hard enough with homework and social lives and time management, so when Dirk Strider found a certain brit on his tail, chasing him down relentlessly, he figured it couldn't get any worse. Now, on top of all his already-existing stress, he has to learn how to deal with Jake English's flirting and groping. One day, he'll either manage to kick him off, or Jake will tear down his walls.
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