Buy Your Own DumbAss Now

Lihodeev Dunn had the worst dream yet.

She had burnt stew to serve for tomorrow's Friendsgivings-currently no parents were replying to her babysitting offers and the most silliest of them all; she'd dreamt that she'd somehow got robbed when she accidentally hovered over an advertisement that offered a 'badass' to assist every clients' possible needs.

If she thought that her day would get any terrifying than founding out that the dream was entirely an occurring reality; Arden Steppenwolf just had to pop up at her door casually-remarking that he had yet to assist her for the next 6 months exactly as what was written on the contract that Lihodeev had no idea existed with that stupid beam plastered across his face-tousling his midnight blue hair every now and then.

Now, Lihodeev had absolutely nothing to be grateful for on that year's Thanksgiving.

WARNING

*Contains drool-worthy badasses that will absolutely make you melt into a puddle.
*Female protagonist that will surely make you consider stepping your life up a bit than just being a typical Netflix couch-potatoes (AUTHOR: You talking to me?)
*Definitely strong languange and mature references.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK