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BRING ME TO LIFE // Prince William
Evelyn Claire Bennett never thought this would happen to her. Not in a million years. How could something that was meant to be temporary have a lasting affect on her? Or In which two broken souls find each other and bring them to life **** This is purely a work of fiction. I do not own any members of the Royal family nor do I know them. I love William & Kate together, I just thought this would be fun. translations are not allowed. sorry.
Natsuki Subaru From Honkai: Star Rail to Re:Zero
I am the Destroyer of Destiny! The Ender of All Things! I, the Great- Er... wait, no, wrong script! My name's Natsuki Subaru - "Ghost" of the Stellaron Hunters, a top-tier assassin who comes and goes without a trace, and also the unluckiest guy alive, the kind who can step out to a convenience store and get flung straight into an unknown universe. Good thing being a transmigrator comes with the occasional perk. Subaru picked up an Ihan Crystal and inherited the legacy of Zeratul, Dark Prelate of another universe entirely - and just like that, a mere human became a Dark Templar. It caught Kafka's eye, and he became the second member of the Stellaron Hunters. His one regret? That little black cat still doesn't seem to like him much. All Subaru wanted was a quiet life. Instead, he ended up sacrificing himself to drive an evil god from another world out of this universe. And then - guess what? He transmigrated again! A second trip should come with another perk too, right...? Except now the real question is: which unlucky idiot ended up with Deathwing strapped to him?! Standing in front of a fruit stand in another world, Subaru decides he'd rather figure out how NOT to destroy this place than worry about how to survive in it. (Infinite Flow. Currently in Re:Zero. Will return to Star Rail.)
Dragon Ball: But I Get Stronger by Taking Girls to Bed
Turns out in the Dragon Ball universe, you only have to suffer if you've got Saiyan blood - and since our boy got transmigrated here, why not actually enjoy himself instead? Oryon just unlocked the [Affection Over Time] attribute: get intimate with the opposite sex, rack up emotional value and pleasure, and convert it straight into cultivation time. Ding - congratulations, host, ten days of cultivation acquired. While Goku trains himself half to death for his next big fight, Oryon's busy debating the meaning of life with Lunch. While Vegeta grinds away in the gravity chamber, Oryon is off "researching" the secrets of Saiyan cells with Bulma. Then he unlocks a second attribute, [Tyrant's Will] - making everyone around him insanely jealous banks cultivation time too, leveling him up on the spot. Vegeta: "Damn it, I've trained for years - why haven't I surpassed him yet?!" Meanwhile, Oryon's just lounging by the pool of his mansion, surrounded by beauties, leveling up completely on autopilot. People in this world are just way too uptight...
Homelander: Founding the Hero Association
One second he was ranting about how badly The Boys Season 5 ended - the next, he'd transmigrated. Into the world of The Boys, reborn as Homelander himself. Before the main story even begins. So what's there to think about? Eliminate every threat, get his hands on the original Compound V for immortality, then sit back and enjoy life. A cheat system on top of that? Already invincible and immortal - it can just run in the background. But just as Homelander was planning out exactly how to enjoy his new life, he stumbled upon Vought's secret laboratory. Inside: a six-year-old girl, codename Tornado - gifted with incredible telekinesis, designed as Vought's contingency plan in case Homelander ever went out of control. And she has a little sister. Codename: Blizzard. "What the...?" "What kind of world is this?!" Staring at the two tiny girls trembling in his arms, a single bead of cold sweat rolls down Homelander's forehead. Crossover: The Boys × One Punch Man: Road to Hero × TBD
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Re:Zero: Wait, am I Pandora?
A model student at school slips and ends up transported to the world of Re:Zero, becoming Pandora-the Witch of Vainglory and suspected final boss. In this moment, he can't help but sigh in relief: thankfully, he's a light novel reader who knows the world of Re:Zero inside and out. But... Looking at the silver-haired little girl and woman in front of him, along with the giant door standing behind them in the snowbound landscape... Is this... the legendary nightmare difficulty start?
JJK: Naoya Zenin Reborn as a Woman
Naoya Zenin was killed twice. First as a man. Then as a cursed spirit. Both times by the same woman - Zenin Maki. Given a third life, he woke up as something he despises above all else: a woman. Naoya Zenin, reborn female, back at the moment of her birth. She doesn't care about fate. She doesn't care about the Zenin clan's politics. She only cares about one thing - making Maki understand what it means to destroy someone who refuses to stay dead.
Re:Zero: Wrath Route Yandere Emilia Watches the Projection
Natsuki Subaru, still living in Japan, suddenly finds his mind flooded without warning by strange memories of himself in another world - the Royal Capital First Encounter Arc, the Mansion Arc, the Royal Selection Arc, the Sanctuary Arc, the Watergate City Arc... At the same time, characters from IF timelines he never knew existed have also been reborn: [IF Wrath] Emilia, who fell in love with the man who imprisoned her - after confessing to the "King of Purge" Subaru and being rejected, she convinced herself she had been abandoned, and shattered completely. [IF Pride] Reinhard, who had every person he swore to protect destroyed by the "Sin Archbishop" Subaru - and for the first time in his life, learned what it means to truly hate. [IF Lust ] Crusch, Priscilla, and two other Royal Selection candidates are reborn carrying memories of having been "conquered" by Subaru. Multiple world lines converge into one. Elsa the Bowel Hunter vows to fight for Subaru and no one else. Reinhard, upon recovering memories of the Capital's burning, is consumed by rage and sets out to kill Subaru. The Witch Factor within Emilia - born of the Wrath route - runs out of control, and she transforms into the [Witch of Envy], threatening to destroy the world. Beneath a veil of ornate lies, the timelines of four hundred years past and four hundred years future curve and meet, forming an endless loop. At the story's beginning, Emilia says: "Subaru, I... I wuv you!" At the story's end, Subaru declares with unshakeable confidence: "You may call me - the [Great Sage] Flügel."
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