The one who farted away ~
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Phill, Dr. Phill... No jk, his name was just Phill. Phill ate Tacos every day. EVERY DARN DAY, unfortunately, those taco's would cause alot of aftermath... meaning... he would toot ALL the time. He found a crush Anna but he could never get to her cause his farting was always in the way for his otp. 💔
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