"Hello?" "Hello, is this Miss Damon?" "This is she and if you don't mind me asking, who the hell is this and why the heck are you calling me at 3am In the god damn morning on a bloody Monday??" "I am terribly sorry I was unaware you weren't on the same time as I am. I'm Ray Geed, I've called to inform you that you have won the competition and that we will be flying you out to LA in exactly 2 days!" "HOLY SHIT!! U R SHITTING WITH ME RIGHT NOW, LIKE I'M THE OPPOSITE OF A FREAKING LEPRECHAUN I DON'T HAVE ANY LUCK!!!" "I'm sorry Miss Damon but I am not 'shitting you', you have won!" "WOAH"All Rights Reserved
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