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ဂယက်ပေါင်း သောင်းခြောက်ထောင် by HMNW668

အမြဲပင်၀တ်တဲ့ ငါဘလူးဂျင်းရယ်... ငါ့အသည်းလောက် အသက်လောက်ချစ်တဲ့ အသည်းလေးချစ်ရေ..... ဘလူးဂျင်းဟောင်းလေး ဟောင်းတဲ့ထိ၀တ်တဲ့သူ......" နှလုံးသွေးများ ရပ်တဲ့အထိ မင်းကိုချစ်မဲ့ငါ".....

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The Girl He Never Noticed by sweetdreamer33

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