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Comebacks and Insults

Almond_Is_OnFire

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OKUNANLAR 182
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Bölümler 19
Süre <5 mins

Almond_Is_OnFire

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Just some comebacks and insults.
Some will be collaborated with my bestie, _UnderTale_Hayden.Tüm hakları saklıdır

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MerryJane8 tarafından yazılmış 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 adlı hikaye

(ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜs sᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴘʏʀᴜs ᴀᴜs x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) ||ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴏɪʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙʏ sᴀʏɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ "ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ."|| Life was merciful enough to grace you with an easy and mundane life of being the person behind the counter. Not that you hated burning both ends of the candle of serving customers, talking to the locals and restocking inventory. In fact, you would put it as just satisfactory. Sure it wasn't everyone's dream job to work in a simple corner store but, this was, in fact, a light tale of the misadventures of what a retail worker gets up to now and again. What more do you expect? Well, not a colourful set of skeletons setting foot in your store.

loak makes a fucking group chat. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

LolitaLollipop1518 tarafından yazılmış TM-S: 4 Stages Of Pain (AU Sans' X Reader)#Wattys2016 adlı hikaye

Sadness.... Confusion... Grief..... Betrayal.....

GrantAmadeusLee tarafından yazılmış THE WORST STORY IN WATTPAD adlı hikaye

I'm sorry everyone.

TheSparkles_ tarafından yazılmış liaison 🩹 adlı hikaye

𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬.. 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞. ✦ THIS STORY HAS TRIGGERING TOPICS SUCH AS DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS !! IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO THOSE TOPICS I SUGGEST NOT READING !! ✦ART IS MINE

KarmaAkabane425 tarafından yazılmış Ink relocates error (kidnapped) adlı hikaye

Yeah I gained an idea and stuff so things will be different even personalities and everything you can think of :)

milkeco tarafından yazılmış AU! Sanses x Reader Oneshots! (DISCONTINUED) adlı hikaye

Cover by @sergeantmisos on Twitter. Likely not to be updated for at least a few years. So sorry <3 undertale and its aus aren't really something I'm fixated on anymore!

fictional_world_SD tarafından yazılmış 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 adlı hikaye

𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤... 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 (𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝) 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡i𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 "𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙥𝙚𝙩" But it was just a facade the deal is not about the contract marriage anymore as the past overshadows their relationship the past scars reopen bringing doom, what will happen

TheGirlOfNerdGaming tarafından yazılmış My Bad Puns And Jokes adlı hikaye

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

7katelyn1 tarafından yazılmış Crap adlı hikaye

These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :D

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𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 cover

TM-S: 4 Stages Of Pain (AU Sans' X Reader)#Wattys2016 cover

THE WORST STORY IN WATTPAD cover

liaison 🩹 cover

Ink relocates error (kidnapped) cover

AU! Sanses x Reader Oneshots! (DISCONTINUED) cover

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 cover

My Bad Puns And Jokes cover

𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎

(ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜs sᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴘʏʀᴜs ᴀᴜs x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) ||ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴏɪʟ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙʏ sᴀʏɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ "ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ."|| Life was merciful enough to grace you with an easy and mundane life of being the person behind the counter. Not that you hated burning both ends of the candle of serving customers, talking to the locals and restocking inventory. In fact, you would put it as just satisfactory. Sure it wasn't everyone's dream job to work in a simple corner store but, this was, in fact, a light tale of the misadventures of what a retail worker gets up to now and again. What more do you expect? Well, not a colourful set of skeletons setting foot in your store.

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