From A Suitcase-A Story Starring Fury

"I think I have your suitcase."

"Well I sure as hell don't have a red Victoria's Secret bra and a thong,because I don't think I can rock them. Not enough ass.Yeah I might have your bag!"

"Well...um...You have condoms and a volume of Shakespeare!!!"

"Shut up Victoria."
"Shut up Romeo."
"I'll be your Romeo!"
"I'll be like Juliet and commit suicide because of you."
"Snarky much."
Also sorta maybe offensive. But I'm not sure I seem to offend people a lot."
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In which Fury Evans seventeen arrives at the airport in Malaysia after taking a three month trip to Tahoe California excepting to just grab his suitcase and leave sadly thing don't ha to plan.Instead he grabs Matania Chevron's black and gray bag and Matania grand Fury's. Matania who is currently living on her best friends couch after being kicked out of her parents abode in Hawaii and practically disowned finds Fury's number and gives him a ring kicking off a series of random conversations between two people both of equal irritating-ness.

[ Partial Credits to Grace for the luggage swap idea the rest is my shit]