Spencer's Getaway Plan

"Before we get started, let's just get one thing straight: I'm not the one with the disorder, the rest of the world is.

So what if I'm a psychopath? The only downside to this 'disorder' is the way people freak out when they hear that word. What do you think I am? A serial killer? Okay, maybe I have murdered a few people... but two of them were an accident, I swear!

You may pass me off for a fool, but I've got a getaway plan. It's well thought-out, carefully devised, extremely intelligent, crazy, slightly unethical, probably insane, kind of sketchy, scientifically improbable, unwisely dangerous, impossibly hard, maybe even romantic (if I'm lucky), and it's gonna work. So if you're brave, then you'll follow my adventures, and you'll see how wrong the world is about me.

There's more to me than meets the eye, and one day, someone's gonna see it... if the getaway plan works after all.

And if it doesn't, well let's just say I'm gonna be dead.

But hey, it's worth a shot... right?"