The onions in our swamp
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okay a couple things you should know before reading this:
1. I hate myself and everyone else, that's why I wrote this.
2. If you want to truly get the full experience while reading this, you'll have to read Shrek's lines in a Scottish accent and listen to one of the following while reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8UYvbqROdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
3. If you want to go above and beyond, travel to Scotland and go to a back field at night and that's when you'll truly be able to enjoy this story.
4. After reading this, please wash your brain and eyes out with bleach.
5. Turn back before you read this cancer.
6. What are you doing with your life
7. Just stop. Don't read this. Go marry someone and be happy.
8. Don't let me ruin your life with just 800 words.
9. please. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
10. I'm sorry.
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