Quilo De Carne (Rants) - gashina - Wattpad

Quilo De Carne (Rants)

Leituras 1,342
Votos 289
Capítulos 22
Tempo 14m

Leituras 1,342
Votos 289
Capítulos 22
Tempo 14m

faltadelouça fanficspéssimas fanficsridículas humor melaniemartinez modinhas rants

Eu não sei porque tô fazendo isso
  Na verdade fui obrigada. Isso aqui não tem nada de humor, não sou palhaça.
  
  O menor Rants que tu respeita.
  
  Um quilo de carne, um quilo de carne, correr, correr, agora... 🎶
  
  
  #356 em Humor 12/12/2016
  #303 em Humor 14/12/2016
  #471 em Humor 15/12/2016 
  #286 em Humor 17/12/2016
  #236 em Humor 18/12/2016
  #196 em Humor 19/12/2016
  #159 em Humor 20/12/2016
  #144 em Humor 27/12/2016Todos os Direitos Reservados

faltadelouça fanficspéssimas fanficsridículas humor melaniemartinez modinhas rants

22 capítulos

Inscreva-se para adicionar Quilo De Carne (Rants) à sua biblioteca e receber atualizações

ou

Diretrizes de Conteúdo

Talvez você também goste

Fluke, de kennedy_trent

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt), de fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed), de vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

therapy is temporary, nishi-nishi is forever, de baterkacz

What happens when a not-so-ordinary girl meets a short volleyball player? One-sided romance. Will y/n achieve the dream of living her life with nishi-nishi? Or will all her deepest desires burn in the pits of hell? Find out in this lovely monstrosity written by none other than your favorite comedian and prankster. xoxo A/N(2024): this pathetic excuse of a fanfic was written in quarantine so that might just explain the unbearable cringe. it was originally intended only for my friend to read, but i thought it'd be a good idea to share it with the world. and yes, this was written as a joke, i hope that's obvious. thanks for all the reads!! also please please please if you enjoyed my fic make sure to check out 'ONE WEEK AND Y/N' by my friend @whoisitthatireallyam it would mean a lot to me!! start: 14.4.2021 finish: 4.3. 2022 most admirable rankings: #39 in truck #34 in nishinoyaxreader #26 in ynslander #24 in tacos

Feel The Angst, de virginsacrifice

(Highest ranking #2 in marysue) [previously titled "marysue roasts"] *warning* If you are a sensitive little child don't read this book, you'll probably end up crying... AND READ MY DISCLAIMER FIRST!! Basically, you can send me whatever you want and I'll do a rating/rant/give my opinion on it:)) but don't worry you still can send me ocs to rate Examples of things you can send: Ratings: ocs, book, au etc... Rant:anything cringe worthy Opinion: anything really(fandoms,idk food???)

Entertainment, Ideas, and Random Stories!!!, de harry3

BORED? Check this out! Not only does this include totally random, funny, short stories that make no sense it also includes jokes, riddles, things to do when you're bored, movie/book/YouTube recommendations to keep you entertained/laughing and SO MUCH MORE. The short stories were written out of boredom for fun and to entertain others :). Each short story jumps from one idea to the next every sentence, not really sticking on topic, but it's still like a journey for the character. Hopefully it makes someone's day or gives them an idea. So... Enjoy! P.S. I know this says "completed," and it kind of is in that it's not a regular story with a plot line (beginning, middle, and end). However, I will continue to update and add parts to it in the future.

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug, de isaverybella

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

Lost , de Ailanimaubee

(I'm currently editing) Imagine faking a personality so long you forget what your real personality is? Imagine being bullied in family meet ups by your own flesh and blood? Imagine being kidnapped by a crazy lunatic and coming back and acting like you went on holiday? Imagine confusion, just confusion, never do you understand what's going on? But you continue, just for them. But continuing was a bad idea. ... Vote, share and comment! For a dedicated chapter! Written by Ailanimaubee, all rights reserved! do not steal anything from this book, don't post it on a different website, and the other things people told me to write :) but really don't be a meanie, (ok ok I'll shut up before your ear drums bleed) Cringe Alert: I wrote this a long time ago. And looking back at it JUST CRINGE. You've been warned, this is not the best work out there. If you want books with actual stable PLOTS: check out my account.

The Cure For Depression | Tokyo Revengers Chatfic, de Toadmuncher

CRINGE WARNING⚠️ Chifuyu👼 DORITOS NAW IM NEVER EATING THOSE AGAIN Baji🔥 Why tf were you eating the coo ranch ones in the first place🤢 Hakkai🦋 Fr tho Them shits taste like feet Y/N 📸📸📸📸 Mitsuya👩🏿‍🎤 How you know what feet taste like???? U out here suckin toes or sum? Hakkai🦋 NO I MEAN IT TASTES LIKE THE SMELL OF FEET. Draken💩 The fact that your making that Connection is concerning... ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• This chatfic/fanfic does not follow the plot of TR and is for shits and grins only! Y/N will be as gender neutral as possible and I promise, by the time you're done reading this, you WILL be a Y/N kinnie. TW⚠️: sexual topics, offensive humor, profanity, and K*saki T*tta ⚠️WILL CONTAIN ANIME/MANGA SPOILERS⚠️ 🦋Editing phase; updates may be slow🦋

Silly Short Stories , de Aspiringwriterbuff21

Are you ready to get your silly on? Then you come to the right place! Get ready to encounter stories that go far beyond your imagination! Dead alligators, people melting, people acting stupid, and tons of slapstick comedy await! Hold on tight! Because it's about to get very silly here in the fictional realm!! 🤪🤪🤪

Talvez você também goste

Slide 1 of 10

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) cover

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) cover

therapy is temporary, nishi-nishi is forever cover

Feel The Angst cover

Entertainment, Ideas, and Random Stories!!! cover

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover

The Cure For Depression | Tokyo Revengers Chatfic cover

Silly Short Stories cover

Fluke

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019