TORPE ACADEMY
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Torpe Academy
Torpe----ayon sa aking dictionary, ito ay salitang naglalarawan sa kaartehan, kainosentehan, katamaran, kahihiyan, kaantipatikohan, katangahan, kapilyohan at lahat nang may -an ng mga kalalakihan. Mostly, ang salitang torpe kasi eh kakambal na ng mga boys yan (ang magreact bakla!tseh) alangan naman sabihin na "ang torpe naman ng babaeng to" . Oh diba, di bagay sa aming mga babae yan. Di ako biased, I am just telling the truth and nothing but the truth. Mwahahahahaha.
Well, naisip ko lang naman gawin toh habang naglalaro ng on-screen keyboard ng laptop na nasnatch ko. Hahaha. Siyempre joke lang, sa ganda kong toh snatcher? Aba masaya ka!
Sundan natin ang iba't ibang uri ng kwento ng katorpehan ng mga lalaking gwapo nga, mayaman, may abs, mabait, antipatiko, mayabang, mahiyain, suplado, matalino, gentleman, arogante, bastos, basagulero, may bisyo, pilyo, sira ulo, may saltik, mama's boy, independent, nerd, gangster... end of my thinking capacity dito sa
TORPE ACADEMY...
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