Hey Gee, Wanna Drink Some Coke?
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BANDOM CRACK FIC
So random Jesus may need to come back and save us all again.
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random asf
band refs
band puns
drugs mentioned
alcohol mentioned
lowercase is intentional
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|Currently being rewritten| After moving into a new house located in the sticks with your family, you unknowingly activate an interdimensional portal that sends you to a new world. One much, much more dangerous then yours. Armed with only your family, smarts, and snazzy sense of humor, you make the best of your situation and try your best to survive. "My mama says that alligators are ornery beca-" "If you qoute one more line of 'The Waterboy' I'm going to knock your block off." "Interesting. As I was saying-" |an: guys i know the description is boring but please read! this'll be really funny and interesting!!! lowkey a crackfic treated seriously but it does have a plot|
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