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𝐶𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝑏𝑜𝑦 ♱ 𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝐴𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑡 (+ 𝟏𝟖)
+𝟏𝟖 𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝐴𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 .ᐟ ⋆𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝐴𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑡, 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝑏𝑜𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠. ࿇ 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑢𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑜3, 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 ࿇ 𓐩 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊, 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎 (𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛) 𓐩Complete
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𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗘𝗠 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ↣ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺/𝘯- 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭/𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘦, 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦- 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘴 ↢ 𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓬 𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓻𝔂 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗋 !! - #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘅𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 (𝟤𝟫.𝟢𝟧.𝟤𝟦)
Your name is Dave Strider and you have officially lost all control over your life. You like to smoke a lot of marijuana, you tend to tap into acid here and there, and you drink more than anyone your age should. But no matter how many times people drill the phrases of 'Stay away from drugs and alcohol!' and 'Smoking kills!' into your abused head, you just... really don't care anymore.. Well, not until you meet a certain nerd who somehow manages to intrigue you that is. (POV changes throughout the story) (AN: There is a high possibility that I will change the name of the fic and change the cover, so don't be alarmed if you see it differently.) (THIS IS A TRIGGER WARNING, DON'T READ IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TRIGGERS YOU: STORY CONTAINS UNDERAGE DRINKING, SMOKING, AND DRUG ABUSE! I WILL ADD MORE WARNINGS AS THE STORY PROGRESSES! ALSO INCLUDES HARSH LANGUAGE, BRIEF MENTIONS OF SUICIDE THREATS, AND BULLYING!)
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