Hey Gee, Wanna Drink Some Coke?
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- Parts 2
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Thu, Mar 2, 2017
BANDOM CRACK FIC
So random Jesus may need to come back and save us all again.
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random asf
band refs
band puns
drugs mentioned
alcohol mentioned
lowercase is intentional
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threshold |DC x reader| (NEW VERSION BEING WRITTEN)
|Currently being rewritten| After moving into a new house located in the sticks with your family, you unknowingly activate an interdimensional portal that sends you to a new world. One much, much more dangerous then yours. Armed with only your family, smarts, and snazzy sense of humor, you make the best of your situation and try your best to survive. "My mama says that alligators are ornery beca-" "If you qoute one more line of 'The Waterboy' I'm going to knock your block off." "Interesting. As I was saying-" |an: guys i know the description is boring but please read! this'll be really funny and interesting!!! lowkey a crackfic treated seriously but it does have a plot|
Play the Game; Armin Arlert
𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨? 𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧? 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝙄𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙩-𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪? 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗/𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝙰𝚄 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗/ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚔𝚒 𝚗𝚘 𝙺𝚢𝚘𝚓𝚒𝚗 {I don't own anything except the plot!} Armin x Fem bodied reader {smut} Rankings ? #1 in aotau 11/03/22 #1 in arminarlertxreader 12/14/22 #1 in arlert 7/12/23 #2 in arminxreader 2/9/23 #2 in erenxarmin 8/22/23 #2 in jeanxreader 11/30/22 #2 in arlert 12/02/22 #2 in femreader 1/4/23 #3 in arminxreader 2/2/23Complete
𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕀ℙℙ𝔼ℝ| 𝐄.𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫
"𝘔𝘩𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?" ☜♡☞ *I made this for fun so don't think it's serious Also tw⚠️ drugs, sex, blood, alcohol, guns, knive etc. {CURRENTLY EDITING} ✯Impressive Ranking✯ #1 aot #1 erenjaeger #3 stripper #2 erenxreader #3 Attackontitanseason4Complete
Depressed | Phan {EDITING}
"Phil... I'm depressed" "Oh my god, me too! I get so down in the dumps sometimes it's ju-" "No. Phil. I have depression" "Oh." ~ triggers: -self harm (cutting) -depression + depressing thoughts -suicidal thoughts + suicide -gay slurs + other derogatory words -abuse -alcohol addiction -rape -murder ~ #144 in Fanfiction ~ completed - 25/9/16Complete
thin ⚣ phan
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𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒 ￫ 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴, 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥. 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. @𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹 - 𝟬𝟭/𝟬𝟰/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮Complete
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|Currently being rewritten| After moving into a new house located in the sticks with your family, you unknowingly activate an interdimensional portal that sends you to a new world. One much, much more dangerous then yours. Armed with only your family, smarts, and snazzy sense of humor, you make the best of your situation and try your best to survive. "My mama says that alligators are ornery beca-" "If you qoute one more line of 'The Waterboy' I'm going to knock your block off." "Interesting. As I was saying-" |an: guys i know the description is boring but please read! this'll be really funny and interesting!!! lowkey a crackfic treated seriously but it does have a plot|
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