In Debt to Time/Bankrupt on Time

*Advised for but not restricted to audiences 14+, as younger audiences may be confused or lost*

Forged out of the furious 30-minute typing that occurs during the procrastination stages of 2nd period, first semester of my senior year, I give to you the most insanely sane truthful lies ever: Jerold's plight. Within all of my stories, I need a character that the burdens of the world are dumped upon--like Atlas of Greek mythology, but less literal and more modern. Jerold Burhn is that character. This story starts out in random incoherence, as Jerold goes about day-to-day without a purpose, other than to await his death and divine Judgement Day. As the work progresses, the reader can gradually see that Jerold devises stories over time to pass time, voices his opinions (sorry if you disagree with them, just skim over them and move on), and gradually moves onto the brink of insanity, before the narrator refuses to give any more time towards telling the story. I call it a finished work, and when my friends look upon it and see the words and ask me why I have written this for no reason at all, I tell them that I wrote the 17,815 words because I am bored, and that there isn't a definite purpose to it. But perhaps you may be motivated to read this. Perhaps you will be interested and enjoy and read Jerold's story, all at the expense of your time.

P.S. Each page is the length of a page on Google Docs. You may read it all at once or one part per day.