U.N.K.N.O.W.N.

'Ring, ring, ring'

"Ness who's that ?"

No answer

"It'd better not be a boy callin' !"

'ring, ring'

"Specially not at this unholy hour of the night !"

sigh, "Hello ?"

No answer

"Hello . . . hello

'a few seconds pass'

if this is a prank then just say so . . .

I'm really not in the mood for games now !!!"

"Vanessa ?"

"Yeeesss ?? Erm . . . who the devil is this ??"

"This is 'yo mama' speaking can I have all your panties and bras please ?"

'enraged eyeballing at cellphone'

"No but you can go look in your mom's drawer for some !"

'unknown chuckles softly'

"of course you can go jump out the window if your not satisfied ya know !

No answer

and who is this anyway oh so wise murry locker (harry potter) ?"

" baby . . . I'm your new man Nony

or whatever you like

baby"

'stares blankly at phone'

"man bye"

"huh?!?!?"

'hangs up phone'