My Life is a Joke: Book 1

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Here you will find an entire novel full of real life stories and evidence supporting the well-studied theory of My Life is a Joke. Suppress thy worries, as you can see this is only Book 1. This theory has many, many pages and novels of supporting evidence that will be coming soon. Dive in, and explore the world of procrastination, failure, and sleep deprivation- in short: my life.All Rights Reserved

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