The Fun Misadventures of Bernetta and Susan (Toddler Edition)

Here's your Christmas story.
No I'm just kidding, this is just a book me and my friend did about these two old ladies named Bernetta and Susan, when they were toddlers.
Bernetta is her nickname to me and Susan is my nickname to her. So yeah.
WARNING: There will be a lot of swearing, sexual references, and lots of blood, violence, death and gore.