Well This Is Awkward
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"If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. He'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin."
-Laura Numeroff
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Prankster and Sweetheart Casey Richards automatic instinct when in trouble is to use her wit and sarcasm to get out of trouble. And if all else fails, kick them in the crotch.
Upholding his place as bad boy Thomas Hill, or 'King' has taken the thrown of Elven High. No one messes with Tom unless, they want to live in a trashcan for the rest of their lives.
So what happens when they have to live with each other? Who will come out alive? Or maybe, they all die in the end, who knows?
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Imaginary Reader: "Excuse me, Miss Author!"
Me: "What is it!?"
Imaginary Reader: "Why are the characters living together?"
Me Again: "Good question. I guess you'll have to read to find out. Now, get out of my face. I have things to do, like, stalk people's Tumblr and read other stories written by weirdos like me. "
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A/N This is my first book. So if your the first reader please comment any mistakes you see so I can fix them. (But don't be a nuisance, because I will find you, and I will kill you.) Enjoy!!!
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