The Ancient Gods Need To Stop
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Ongoing, First published Dec 13, 2016
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The ancient Gods of mythology need to stop putting poor modern people thru the trails of heroes. It's not really worth the trouble anymore, and no one has the time to spare to save the world. "Look at retirement this way, Zeus, you would stop having kids with other women and then your wife won't be jealous enough to rain torture down on your children."
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