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Insults and Comebacks

LECTURAS 592
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Partes 15
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LECTURAS 592
Votos 37
Partes 15
Hora <5 mins

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Hate those moments when your stuck, speechless, with nothing to say as people burn you? Say no more!

This book has Insults to say AND some comebacks to say if someone uses the insult. Be roasted no more!

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