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A smol book of pickup lines

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bored cheesy flirting lines pickup pickuplines

The title says all
Some pickup lines I tried on my best friend (possibly soon-to-be girlfriend), some I have never used 

UPDATE- I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIENDAll Rights Reserved

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