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this is a 'does what it says on the tin' kinda book - in here you will find the best and funniest quotes from a very potter musical
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------------ --Y/n was on her way to a vacation to Hawaii listening to the songs of the series epic while reading online about what happens to oddysues on his longs journey when suddenly the plane encounter a malefaction and it seems there are no survivors. ༻⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦༺ 'Where the fuck am i' "look how cute she is" 'stay away wom- nevermind kiss me' -------------
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Read this..I'm trying my best to make you laugh...so...laugh? Yes..LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LOL.Complete
Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}
Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.Complete
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 - 𝖍.𝖏.𝖕
They only stayed silent, as if a silent promise that this would be their life from now on, that for the rest of their lives, they'd be coupley and gooey with each other, for better or for worse. ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ; ᴀᴅᴊᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴏʀ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ; ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞: Harry's smile grew at hearing her words, knowing that he was really with the girl he had wondered for years if she'd ever like him back, only for her to actually love him. ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴢᴋᴀʙᴀɴ: ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ 8ᴛʜ 2023 - ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 14ᴛʜ 2023 ɢᴏʙʟᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪʀᴇ: ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 19ᴛʜ 2023 - ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 28ᴛʜ 2023 ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 28ᴛʜ 2023 - ᴍᴀʏ 27ᴛʜ 2026 ʜᴀʟꜰ-ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ: ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ :) ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜʟʏ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡꜱ: - ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ: - book is rated mature for the following reasons: - cursing - mature themes (ootp & beyond) - violence included (with bloodbending etc.) please read with caution! :)
Sterling ; Draco Malfoy
"You don't have to do this." "You don't know what it's like. I have no choice." "Yes you do."Complete
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"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers? what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse. book one harry potter texting au {harry potter x fem oc} gen z humour with a bad plot. reader discretion is advised mature themes and language used.Complete
What do you mean by a musical? And what in Hades is a musical
Odysseus had just gotten past that monster, and finally, his homeland was in sight. Soon, he would be able to see his Penelope and his son, Telemachus. How would they react? He hoped they would forgive him for the delay. After 20 long years of trials, he was finally about to return home. As he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, he didn't notice a light engulfing him. He opened his eyes to find himself in a strange room with some kind of giant whiteboard. Looking around, his heart nearly stopped: those... were his men? Polites, Eurylochus... but how were they alive? Was this a divine illusion to bring him more suffering? Athena and Hermes were there too, as well as Circe and... Calypso. What was happening in this place? Meanwhile, in the waters near Ithaca, Poseidon was wondering why there was an empty raft floating in these waters. Epic the Musical characters react to the musical (and maybe other things)
𝓓𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 / / 𝙳𝚌 & 𝙿𝚓𝚘
𝙳𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚗𝚎 𝙰𝚕 𝙶𝚑𝚞𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗? 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝚂𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜? 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠. ᶠᵉᵐ! ᴰᵃᵐⁱᵃⁿ ᵂᵃʸⁿᵉ ˣ ᴾᵉʳᶜʸ ᴶᵃᶜᵏˢᵒⁿ
------------ --Y/n was on her way to a vacation to Hawaii listening to the songs of the series epic while reading online about what happens to oddysues on his longs journey when suddenly the plane encounter a malefaction and it seems there are no survivors. ༻⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦༺ 'Where the fuck am i' "look how cute she is" 'stay away wom- nevermind kiss me' -------------
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