Douche's Inferno

Douche's Inferno

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MatureComplete Wed, Dec 14, 201634m

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A lass named Ramona comes up with a rather creative way of dealing with a street harasser. Lots of swearing. Written almost entirely while wait for the bus to drop off my wee one

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