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Shitposting

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Votos 25
Capítulos 7
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Leituras 757
Votos 25
Capítulos 7
Tempo <5 mins

-TongueTechnology-

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𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡. ||Creepypasta x Sparkle!Child reader.|| [CHATFIC], de V1_Ultrakill_

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _______________[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_______________ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _____________________________________________ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _____________________________________________

OC Crackbook, de 5t4rl1ghtd0tc0m

Just my OCs being silly

ace ventura x reader (hot), de sharkiesharks

crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words total

Solangelo TWO shots, de Super_Nerd1234

I'm baaaaack A collection of things I wrote that I didn't publish yet PLUS new ideas yayyy This one is gonna have certain themes that aren't super positive so there will be a trigger warning on those specific chapters :)

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 | ⸊ˎ • 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑠 𝑥 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅!𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟, de VikingMetalToby

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Semi-Realistic Semi-Fandomized CreepyPasta x Child Reader »»-----------► NB!Reader ────────────────────── ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐋' 𝐊𝐈𝐃, 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔~? ❞ ❝ 𝐘𝐄𝐒 , 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃, 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑.❞ ────────────────────── ╰┈➤ ｓｙｎｄｉｃａｔｅ | （𝑛．）a group of individuals or organizations combined to promote some common interest ‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ˊ⸊ˎ : ̗̀➛ 𝐀𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 your parents were murdered savagely and you were left at the mercy of their killer; an unhinged criminal with an infamous, facial scar slit across his face. Getting involved with this shady character unknowingly gets you caught up in run-ins with 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒚𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆, a very violent and deadly ⦻rganization that congregates deep within the woods... ────────────────────── ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ╰┈➤ The CreepyPasta used in this story all belong to their rightful owners, and full credit of the character in itself belongs to them. ╰┈➤ [Y/N] is non-binary. [Y/N] is of your imagination, as it is your portrayal of the character. ╰┈➤ Any images used within this story belong to their rightful owners, unless stated otherwise. ────────────────────── ✧.* hope you enjoy the story.

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK, de TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

Fated Destiny, de Lightningstorm360

(Discontinued) 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘈𝘜𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘢 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢, 𝘙𝘢𝘻𝘻 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 (𝘺𝘦𝘵). 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. So much for "true love lasts throughout the multi verse" huh? Who knows, you may learn something about the meaning of life, and the depth of love in this fic. *wink* But this story? This story is but of a 𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮. *𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴*

CRUMPET RESISTANCE, de CrumpetKillerzs

Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes, crack, and mushrooms? This book is for you! Do you enjoy angst? This book is for you! Do you enjoy death and betrayal? This book is for you! Do you enjoy food turned into people and leading a whole society? This book is also for you! Ever wanted to kill your best friend 0_0? THIS BOOK IS FOR YOUUU Are you thinking about rebelling against someone? (hopefully not) Again, THIS 👏 BOOK 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOU! I mean, if you don't enjoy any of that, THIS BOOK IS STILL FOR YOU!!! Four friends (plus one absent friend), have come together to write the ULTIMATE STORY OF THE DECADE THAT WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AWARDS!!!! Every chapter is divided into four bits, each summarized by one of the main characters in their own style. So, be prepared for confusion and style changes in writing! Audericka, Casserole, Chlorine, Finn and Sage live in a society ruled by non-other than Crumpet and his wife Saucy Waffles. They live in Sauffletown, where commoners weren't treated the best. So, it was decided. They would overthrow the king and queen. The Crumpet Rebellion (or the Muffin Corp) was born, led by the famous Muffin Boss! Join the five best friends in the journey of a lifetime against their own kingdom.

Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader, de jeffsno1gf

Jeff The Killer x Reader *Mature language *Gory/upsetting scenes *Basically just a meme at this point *im on crack For all you Jeff fangirls :) (I'm one myself don't worry) Enjoy. STARTED: 06/06/19 ENDED: 09/07/19

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𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡. ||Creepypasta x Sparkle!Child reader.|| [CHATFIC] cover

OC Crackbook cover

ace ventura x reader (hot) cover

Solangelo TWO shots cover

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 | ⸊ˎ • 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑠 𝑥 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅!𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 cover

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK cover

Fated Destiny cover

CRUMPET RESISTANCE cover

Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader cover

𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡. ||Creepypasta x Sparkle!Child reader.|| [CHATFIC]

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _________