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Stuff like rants, crack fics, memes, irony and just general stuff you wouldnt see in my normal stories
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lmfao i wrote this when i was 12 😀 --requests are CLOSED atm, sorry-- enjoy your stay here! highest ranking: #71 in random happy reading yo -ren
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