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Shitposting

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Reads 756
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Parts 7
Time <5 mins

-TongueTechnology-

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Stuff like rants, crack fics, memes, irony and just general stuff you wouldnt see in my normal storiesAll Rights Reserved

barrybee brooodudedawg dạ exceptmycousinsheprobablyhasalreadyseenit ihopenooneiknowfindsthis irony iwannadie lmaoooooooooooo mmmmmnnnnnndaniel mylifehasnopurpose notallbees writingthatphysicallyhurt xdddddxddxdxdd

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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

Crush x Reader One Shots by renduu

lmfao i wrote this when i was 12 😀 --requests are CLOSED atm, sorry-- enjoy your stay here! highest ranking: #71 in random happy reading yo -ren

CRUMPET RESISTANCE by CrumpetKillerzs

Do you enjoy lighthearted jokes, crack, and mushrooms? This book is for you! Do you enjoy angst? This book is for you! Do you enjoy death and betrayal? This book is for you! Do you enjoy food turned into people and leading a whole society? This book is also for you! Ever wanted to kill your best friend 0_0? THIS BOOK IS FOR YOUUU Are you thinking about rebelling against someone? (hopefully not) Again, THIS 👏 BOOK 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOU! I mean, if you don't enjoy any of that, THIS BOOK IS STILL FOR YOU!!! Four friends (plus one absent friend), have come together to write the ULTIMATE STORY OF THE DECADE THAT WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AWARDS!!!! Every chapter is divided into four bits, each summarized by one of the main characters in their own style. So, be prepared for confusion and style changes in writing! Audericka, Casserole, Chlorine, Finn and Sage live in a society ruled by non-other than Crumpet and his wife Saucy Waffles. They live in Sauffletown, where commoners weren't treated the best. So, it was decided. They would overthrow the king and queen. The Crumpet Rebellion (or the Muffin Corp) was born, led by the famous Muffin Boss! Join the five best friends in the journey of a lifetime against their own kingdom.

RANDOM YAPPING BUT I WROTE IT DOWN by ash_the_weird0

I just write down random stuff here Like a diary bit public or smth CORNY AHH IM SO CRINGE

Make You Beautiful - [Jeff the Killer x reader] by IceT3a

[COMPLETED] "There's something I just have to do. Remember that incident with BEN?" I frowned and slowly nodded my head. "Well, I need to make sure something like that never happens. I need to make sure that everyone knows that you're mine." He smirked and took a knife that was on a night table next to the bed. "How about we leave a mark on you?" _______________________________________ DISCLAIMER: this story contains vulgar language, gore, abuse, murder, sexual content. My first fanfic. Hope you enjoy ^^ (The cover pic is mine btw) (Y/n) - your name (E/c) - eye color (S/c) - skin color Highest rankings: #1 in JeffTheKiller #1 in Horror And I don't quite remember any more, wasn't paying attention :DD

𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡. ||Creepypasta x Sparkle!Child reader.|| [CHATFIC] by V1_Ultrakill_

[If you don't know who Sparkle is, she's a character from a game called "HSR". Go watch her trailer if you want to see her overall personality!] _______________________________________ Status: On-going 🗣️ ~In which you are invited to a certain group chat.~ ~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯!~ _______________[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤]_______________ "Who are you?" "Me? I am 𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!" "..." "Okay besides that I'm actually a kid-" _____________________________________________ Warnings (It's a creepypasta book, you get the point.) -PLATONIC. I REPEAT PLATONIC. -I know the marble hornets are not creepypastas, but I'm gonna add them anyway.. Hopefully you don't mind! -Swearing -Very creative...insults? -Violence/Gore/Horrifying stuff idk it's CREEPYPASTA. -Non-sense -No plot -OOC (LOWKEY VERY FANDOMIZED SO BE AWARE.) _____________________________________________

(OLD VERSION) FUTURE QUEEN % tomura shigaraki by TXMURA-S

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Dead Again - Jeff The Killer x Reader by jeffsno1gf

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Fake Feelings: Banana Bus Squad by yippeekyay

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