The Bone's True Love
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Ever heard the story of the greedy dog? If you haven't then I've written a brief story so I hope it won't be confusing to you.. Okay anyway, you know how the dog was greedy so it lost the bone but have you ever though about the bone? What did the bone think? Well this is a story of the greedy dog from the bone's point of view.
This story has adulterated references. I'm sorry if you're offended by any of it.
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