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RANDOM

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THE RANDOMEST OF THE RANDOMEST OF THE RANDOMEST 

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE STORY THEN YO STUPID!! (Jkjkjkjk xD)

IF YOU ARE CRINGEY AND HAVE A DIRTY MIND,  D0NT READ THIS.

IF YOU HATE YOURSELF DON'T READ THIS

IF YOU EAT FRIED CHICKEN YOU CAN READ THIS

IF YOU HATE BARACK OBAMA DON'T READ THIS 

IF YOUR STUPID DON'T READ THIS 

IF YOU LIED TO SOMEONE TODAY DON'T READ THIS (You don't deserve it)

IF YOUR NAME HAS THE LETTERS "A, E, I, O, U OR Y" THEN YOU CAN'T READ THIS  (JK ALL NAMES HAVE VOWELS)

IF YOU HATE SCIENC GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that's enough don't you think so?All Rights Reserved

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