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101 Reasons Why I Hate Santa Claus

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Reads 3,805
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Parts 89
Time 17m

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Call me a grinch, a scrooge, or whatever else you want, but I hate the man. However, I don't do so without good reason. As a matter of fact, I shall come up with 101 solid complaints against the creepy old stalker. So, if you dare to agree, let's unite. Or, you can give me 101 reasons why I'm wrong. Either way, let's get into holiday spirit together together! Okay, maybe not, but I don't care about any stupid holiday spirit. I care about CHRISTMAS spirit. Just sayin'.All Rights Reserved

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