Chronicles Of Soshi: Adventures & Misfortunes

In A World Filled With 7 Billion + People, Somewhere In The Great City Of Seoul, South Korea. There Lived A Group Of Girls Named Sonyeoshidae Otherwise Known As GIRLS GENERATION.

9 Stunning Ladies, 4 Vertically Challenged, 4 Vertically Gifted, And A Mushroom Of Average Height. All Have Come Together To Join Forces And Take Over The World, Eventually, The Universe As Well. Join Us As We, By We I Mean Me, Depict The Crazy Humorous Tales Of South Korea's... Ahem I Mean Nation's Girl Group.

If You Aren't Familiar With Them Then I Urge You To Please Make A Quick Visit To Your Preferred Search Engine And Look The Up Because Their Biography Is Just Too Damn Long To Type Out Here.

WARNING!: THIS LITERATURE IS INTENDED TO BE FOR MATURE AUDIENCES REGARDLESS OF AGE AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PROFANITY, SEXUAL INNUENDOS, NUDITY, GAMBLING, GORE, USE OF DRUGS & ALCOHOL, GRAPHIC AND GENERAL SEXUAL CONTENT IS PRESENT IN THESE STORIES. SOME CONTENT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO CERTAIN READERS, I ADVICE YOU TO TURN BACK NOW AND AVOID THIS PIECE OF ART IF YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH AND CAN'T HANDLE A JOKE.

ALL NAMES, STORIES, PLACES, AND CHARACTERS ARE USED AS WORKS OF FICTION AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO BE TIED TO THE REAL SONYEOSHIDAE. SNSD AND OTHER APPEARANCES BY OTHER GROUPS ARE THE "PROPERTY" OF THEIR RESPECTIVE ENTERTAINMENT AGENCIES BY MEANS OF LEGAL CONTRACTS. I DO NOT OWN, NOR WILL I EVER OWN, ANY OF THE SONGS, LYRICS, OR OTHER CONTENT OF OTHER ARTISTS WHICH WILL BE USED IN THIS WORK...MAYBE...

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION! THERE I WARNED YOU FUCKERS NOW GET OVER THE TRIGGER WARNING AND GET TO READING!