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The Wattpad Parody

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"Life's a cliché," a famous intellectual once said. 

From teenage vampire/werewolf prodigies to One Direction fan fictions, and to infinity and beyond, Wattpad stories are a wide range of clichés. But what if all the Wattpad clichés are combined in a single story? The result is "Totally Clichéd". Read if you believe clichés are awesome. 

** CAUTION: DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, ARE IMMATURE, HATE VAMPIRES/WEREWOLVES, ARE ALLERGIC TO CLICHÉS AND ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH ONE DIRECTION. **All Rights Reserved

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Typical Dumb Wattpad Moments by The_Watters

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The Bad Boy Craves Me✔ by jhenny_pink

"Do I seem like an idiot to you princess?" he sassed taking another agonizingly slow step towards me. "N-no." I stuttered out a blabbering mess, unable to think straight with his sudden closeness. "Do I have to show who you belong to again Bella?" "I-don't know." I whispered out too far gone within the eyes of the silver eyed God like boy standing before me. "Then why do you defy me princess, or is it that you want me to punish you?" I was trapped within his beautiful orbs unable to register the utter madness he just voiced, the word fell off my lips almost breathless begging for him to take me. "Yes." His lips curved to the side showing his God forbidden mischievous smirk of his. I had just now registered the consequences of my stupidity. __________________ This book contains strong languages read at owns risk. UNEDITED.

Phobos by moonwrites8

Title: writers dump Subject: old stuff from middle school <33 Context: here's all the writing I did in middle school warning: it's ummmmm something. Very cringe, cringe writing, cringe characters (except for one story, and you'll probably know ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯ )

Love Still Finds A Way. by GorgyJacque

"I...I...was just....."I stuttered and he grabbed my jaws with his thumb and index finger,squeezing my cheeks. "Look at me when I'm talking to you."He demanded. "O....ok."I was trembling because his face was a few inches away from me and his masculine scent was jumbling my senses. When his eyes flickered to my lips,I bit them.He let go of my jaw and gripped my wrist harshly. "So what do you do now? ..seduce boys?"He asked. "I wasn't seducing him."I muttered. "What was that you said?" He asked. "Uhh...no...nothing." "I never want to see you around him understand?"He declared. *** He loves her, but due to arrogance, he denies it to himself and tries to deflate the feeling by being mean to Pamela but that makes the love grow even stronger. She loves him, but due to fear and how intimidated she always felt, she kept her feelings to her self. So will these two find a way in their love? Come and find out! Previously called : The Bad Boy And The Nerd Fall For Each Other. Highest Rankings. # 1 in Jealousy # 1 in love-hate #1 in Innocent #3 in Possessive #2 in Badboy #3 in Nerd #4 in Love #1 in Hard love #1 in Hot #1 in High school romance #4 in TeenFiction Started : 8th March 2019. Finished : 18th May 2019

Werewolves and Vampires by TheRealBrokenStrings

Werewolves and Vampires is the story of, you guessed it, werewolves and vampires. Lila Silver had been a pretty normal girl until her sixteenth birthday and her dad decided to move her and her step-sister, leaving her old friends, old school and old life as a human behind. All of a sudden, she was thrust into the world of supernatural creatures without even having a say in the matter. Before she could even adjust to that bit of news, there were news reports about teenage girls going missing and showing up days later, drained of blood. After discovering one of the bodies, Lila suddenly becomes the new target of the killer. In between dealing with the secrets and dynamics of being a werewolf, the totally not cliche grudge between the vamps and werewolves, being the potential next murder victim of a mysterious and possibly non-human killer, and a hottie with fangs that she sometimes kind of wanted to make out with and other times wanted to rip his throat out, Lila was definitely going to have a totally normal, average life in this new town.

Bad boy bible school: A parody of every wattpad cliché under the sun by H0ppin_H00ligan

(I WAS 14 AND VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) Ashe sansker was just a normal 16 year old girl with a normal life until her druggie parents die and she gets adopted by...one direction? Watch as she goes to a new school, makes new besties, falls in love with the town bad boy gilbert hunt and maybe even get involved in a murder with enough drama to make any soap opera feel bad about itself! Life is just crazy when you're a wattpad book protagonist, isn't it?

Two,four, six, eight... mates by quackson416

My name's Natasha, I'm not much of a social butterfly - oh who am I kidding, everyone wants me to be their friend or something else... I was home schooled and only had a few friends that were true friends but I never craved for attention that people at high school valued so highly. I'm a hybrid; half werewolf and half vampire but I still haven't found my mate yet. Will it all change when she decides to go to high school, filled only vampires and werewolves, for her senior year? USED TO BE CALLED: Two mates?! Then HOW MANY MATES?! Btw will have a bit of one direction fan fic ALSO IS IN EDITING (Blame my friend she suggested it)

Stay Away From Her (MAJOR EDITING) by deactivatedking

First Page!:) -------- Hi, I just wanted to say that this was one of my first stories I've ever written and it's kinda horrible but you guys seem to enjoy it. But please know that if things don't make sense it's because I made this like seven years ago which is a pretty long time and my writing has definitely gotten better but this was just a warning. Read at the risk of reading a thirteen year-old's writing. Enjoy.

The Adventures Of An Aromantic Asshole (In A Shockingly Cliché World) by Quack_Theory

Okay. So, let's all just agree that some stories can be pretty cliché, right. I mean - do you wanna tell me you never been reading a story and thought "yo, what the hell, that makes no sense, people don't act like that in real life, what's up with the cliché thing, damn."? Yeah, it's that feeling we're going against here. So this THING, whatever it is, will feature all your good ol' clichés, but from an aromantics point of view. Or just call it a parody or something, I dunno. You do you. Nice talking to ya. Same time next week?

Happy (Miniminter Fanfiction) by SDMN_trash

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Frustrated with the cliche's of Wattpad? Well, in this book we discuss and elaborate all the annoyingly repeated scenes and scenarios Wattpad has to offer! From classic bad boys to overprotective werewolves, we've got it. Enjoy!