The Wattpad Parody
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Last published Mon, Nov 11, 2013
"Life's a cliché," a famous intellectual once said.
From teenage vampire/werewolf prodigies to One Direction fan fictions, and to infinity and beyond, Wattpad stories are a wide range of clichés. But what if all the Wattpad clichés are combined in a single story? The result is "Totally Clichéd". Read if you believe clichés are awesome.
** CAUTION: DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, ARE IMMATURE, HATE VAMPIRES/WEREWOLVES, ARE ALLERGIC TO CLICHÉS AND ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH ONE DIRECTION. **
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